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Momster

n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine
Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.
by momstermanda January 7, 2010
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Momster

A guy who lives with his family but acts like he is all that.

A person who has a lot of gear but lives at his parents.
I bought the new Iphone this week.

"Dude your a Momster and you can afford it."
by Chickenhuner September 6, 2007
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Momster

“Momsters” are hip, tattooed, irreverent, sex-positive mothers who care for their children with an alternative, holistic approach to parenting, often frowned upon by modern day June Cleaver clones.
Hey man, look at that momster over there with her boob in that baby's mouth! Who do you think does her ink?
by MILF and Cookies April 23, 2014
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momster

Momster is when a scary and angry man does a satanic ritual and becomes what we call a momster. Momsters can be very dangerous but you will know when you meet one because they are sus as fuck.
(bob): You seem sus omg are you momster?
(momster): *eats him*
by GergeManDoc February 17, 2021
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Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Momster

The one and only Abigail Mineer. She fully embodies the title of Momster.
Abigail is such a momster. She's comes out at night.
by ABJS March 10, 2021
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Momster

A mom who is emotionally and or physically abusive. She can be passive aggressive or a bully as well. Often puts her needs before her own children's. Has no regard for her child's overall health and well being.
My mom never comes to my volleyball games, she is such a momster.

My mom tells me I'm fat every morning, she is such a momster.

My mom would rather do drugs then feed my brother and I, she's a momster.
by Sunshine879 April 14, 2025
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