momjected 

To be rejected by a mother

Casual Data Enter-er: Hi, I'm from Blah-di-blah, is Blah-Blah there?
Mother: No, I'm his mother though
Casual Data Enter-er: Ok, Do you have any current contact details?
Mother: You sound untrustworthy. I won't tell you anything.
Casual Data Enter-er: Would it be possible for Blah-Blah to get in contact with the office
Mother: No. He has no phone
Casual Data Enter-er: Okaayyyyy.

Note: The Casual Data Enter-er has been Momjected

momjected by kaseyb July 13, 2009

mijacked 

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

mijacked by Roboon May 25, 2007

Mom-jacked 

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

Mom-jacked by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Memejacked 

Sending or referring to a meme before your colleague does.

Italian Bearded Hooded Guy: "Oh man this situation reminds me of t-..."
Francospanish Bearded Guy: "It's like the meme song Run from Awolnation!"
Italian Bearded Hooded Guy: "Damn... Memejacked by this handsome Francospanish Bearded Guy again..."

Memejacked by Francospanish Bearded Guy March 11, 2020

Momaked 

To be aggravated or drove crazy

Melissa has just momaked me today.

Momaked by Cedar Island princess June 10, 2019

Momfaced 

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."

Watch your back. That bitch is total Momfaced.

Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025

Momfaced 

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."

Watch your back. That bitch is total Momfaced.

Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025