Mollykate

An awesome person who is sooo cool everyone loves her, and wants to be her friend. She's really nice and funny, but can have some weird moments. Generally has red and/or curly hair.

I want to be that Mollykate's friend!

Mollykate is so much cooler than that loser!

by Pink&Yellow0674 January 29, 2010

molly rant

A long brethless upsetting rant usually containing references to technology such as copyright protection, electronic privacy, or idiotic companies.

"And you know who's not going to labor under those restrictions? You know who's not even going to notice? The mass-production piracy operations, that's who. You know it, and I know it. So why are you engaged in this nickel-and-dime, small-time thrust-and-parry with me and my friends? Trust me, you're not going to make back the money by dropping viruses onto my PC, because my almighty dollar and I are going elsewhere--and you're probably not going to like where I end up."

Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?

by David Ron November 1, 2007

molly rant

A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.

Any Molly rant on her CNET podcasts like Buzz Out Loud.

by morphined October 29, 2007

molly rant

A long-winded, non-stop, fuming rant about something, often specifically relating to technology.

Wow. She totally went on a molly rant about that new cell phone price cut.

by Tommy V October 18, 2007

molly rant

An emotional, self-righteous diatribe against something, usually without much of a factual foundation. Named after Molly Wood of CNET's Buzz Report and Buzz Out Loud.

Today's Molly rant was that the iPhone sucks because she couldn't slide the slider or press the letter P.

by Ikcor October 20, 2007

mollyann

Sweet, careing, pretty, loves to smile and you always want to be around her.she is perfect in every way.She is an what person and an even better friend.

Mollyann is the nicest friend a guy could ever have.

by K.I.F May 22, 2018

molly rant

A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.

Steve Jobs' open letter on DRM was a total Molly Rant.

by David Mullaney October 21, 2007