Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....

FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008

Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

mullett

A hair style that started in the early 1970's as a result of employers discriminating against long hair. The person would get their hair cut regularly, but keep the back long and tuck it into thier collars to hide it's length. Hence the phrase "business in the front, party in the back". The haircut was first seen worn by Paul McCartney in the early 1970's, but then became extremely popular in the 1980's and 1990's because of MTV videos by U2 and the "Lethal Weapon" movies. The term "mulletthead" was first coined by the actor George Kennedy in the movie "Cool Hand Luke" These people are known to have had (and may still do)have mulletts: Kurt Russell, Bono, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Paul McCartney,& Billy Ray Cyrus,

Someone better tell that dude the eighties are over and to cut that mullett.

by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008

Mallett

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!

She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)

by djzchick4twanky August 20, 2008

mollet

Same thing as a mullhawk. A mohawk with a mullet-esque extention at the back - thus mollet. FUGLY.

Me: Yo Dan
Dan: Yo
Me: your mollet is FUGLY
Dan: :-(

by Mr. Carpet and qweqwe September 16, 2008

molleto

(Puerto Rican term) Big muscular black guy.

Yo, what's up with that molleto I saw your girl with the other day?

by Grnga317 January 23, 2015

Mowlett

The act of only cutting one's front yard while leaving the back yard grass long and unkempt, in order to increase curb appeal and pacify one's spouse and neighbors without spending too much time on the project. Similar to a popular Southern hairstyle.

Thor was tired of Stephanie's nagging about the lawn but also wanted to watch the WNBA finals, so he just gave the yard a mowlett and called it a day.

by The Awkward Quilter May 3, 2013