Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Molesting a turd

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again

by Jwhitt March 21, 2010

molestigate

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique

I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.

by Aly A. June 1, 2007

molesting

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022