molson muscle

beer belly

The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.

by labatt March 27, 2004

Molson Canadian

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite

When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian

by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

molson canadian

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.

Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!

by Ramy poo June 2, 2012

snowy molson

The act of using a beer bottle to masturbate a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Tom couldn't return the bottle he used to give Heather a snowy molson because you can't recycle yeast infection.

by Tom, Neil, Bill, Jon May 19, 2007

Molson

the finest beer known to man.

The Bud Light i had was so bad i had to wash it down with 3 Molsons.

by George February 5, 2005

molson muscle

A slang term for a beer belly. Your stomach muscles have been transformed by beer (Molson) into a protruding stomach.

Eww, check out that guy, he's got a Molson Muscle.

by SoupNotSee November 10, 2010

Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.

She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5

by amato24 February 21, 2011