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Ming Mole

An attractive young female, dress strategically to expose or highlight her ample cleavage, within a car dealership. Their job is to primarily target the male dominated market, selling additional extras on top of the sale of the vehicle such as paint/fabric protection, tinted windows, gadgets and/or electronic rust protection - usually at a higher price that what is available on the market.

The term is a combination of two words:

"MING" being the original brand of protection products, and

"mole", a derogatory Australian term associated with females of poor social conduct, or questionable sexual promiscuity.

The alternate term is "Wynns Wench" (which is related to the brand WYNN).
Beware the Ming Mole, her low cut top get's her plenty of business but what she's selling isn't worth the price.

The Ming Mole stitched him up real good - he thought he was getting a massive discount but paid the difference in crap he didn't need.
by zachlost April 8, 2011
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mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.
The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.
by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008
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Naked Mole Bitch

The female version of a naked mole rat. The most notable male of the species being Rufus, Ron Stoppable's pet/sidekick from the Disney cartoon Kim Possible.
"My boy Rufus finally gettin' that Naked Mole Bitch pussy!"
by El Pedro the Mexicano January 25, 2019
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Buried Mole

A flaccid, small, uncircumcised penis hidden deep behind the foreskin. May occasionally peek it's head out.
Carl is a total wanker although I doubt he's able to rub his buried mole.

Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.

Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Naked Mole-Rat

“All hail the naked mole-rat”
by Aftons williams December 7, 2021
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e-mole

Like a mole, but milleniallized. A mole but instead of a bowl weed and cig guts, hit a juul (or any other vape) and a dab pen at the same time.
"hey lets go hit some e-moles before class"
"bet"
by squips October 28, 2018
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whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.
whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain
by ragalicous February 3, 2017
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