Mojon

Basically shit but in spanish

Friend 1: Dude I just dumped a big fat mojon

Friend 2: Feels nice bro

by BigCacaMaster69 May 9, 2020

mojón

A spanish slang word used by many caribbeans meaning feces.

Ese gordo se largo un mojón el tamaño de esa banana.
Translation: That fat man took a crap the size of that banana.

by Franklin D.Roosevelt October 4, 2005

mojonero

In Venezuela, someone who lies. See mojon, meaning number 4.

No te creo, eres un mojonero. (I don't believe you, you are a liar.)

by Billypuntove July 8, 2006

mojon

Spanish for a cigar shaped piece of feces or turd.

A stupid lad.

Dejaron un mojón en el toilet.

Ese tipo es un mojón.

by Taíno boy December 13, 2003

cross-mojonation

To mix two unrelated things into something wierd, unexpected or exciting. Could be bad...could be good. You will know when it has happened.

Muffin Eater 1: "These chocolate muffins have been too close to the blueberry muffins. They taste like blueberrys"
Muffin Eater 2: "Your so right! There has totally been some cross-mojonation going on."

by David Butler February 1, 2006

comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

mojoneado

Eng. Someone who thinks he is better than what he is.
A person who likes to show off.

Esp. Una persona que cree que es mejor de lo que es. Un creido, echoneto

Sergio levanto los brazos despues del triple como si hubiera ganado la final...que mojoneado!!

by alejo October 26, 2006