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moistest

I was rubbing ointment on my upper lip with a sponge. when I took it off it was the moistest it had ever been
by moistest December 2, 2018
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Moistiest

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.
YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.
by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020
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Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.
Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.
by SoSheolH January 30, 2017
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moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.
Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?
by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013
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Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.
I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.
by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
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“I was moistestieristnesstierestiernesstiernessestier when I saw Dan in those jeans last night!”
by Mega moist man June 14, 2018
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Moistet

A hot girl between the ages of 14-16 in training. To young to be classified as a moisty, however they posses many similar characteristics.
I spotted a moistet the other day while shopping at abercrombie kids.
by catmeetsdog August 16, 2010
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