mildo

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

mild seven

a famous japanese cigarette brand

that is not so popular in states
however is really popular in many of the asian countries.

in my personal opinion, it is one of the best cigarettes out there.

there are mild seven super lights, lights, original

Oi mate, u might wanna pop that one mild seven out for me cuz i am in serious need of good fags(cigarettes, stalks, smokes)

Dude, u want those mild sevens, not those cheap winstons.

by jwoolee February 6, 2007

Mildewing

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Moid

A “derogatory” word for man

“ I hate moids all they know how to do is be misogynistic and commit violent crimes.”
“Moids are not capable of feeling love”

by Toomuchdiponyourchip January 27, 2023

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

hey, that's mildly adequate!

A phrase used when you want to give someone props for something that isn't even "pretty good", but isn't quite bad either. It's just barely passable, and therefore "mildly adequate"

Ben: "What do you think?"

Tom thinks to self: Well, it wasn't that good, but it wasn't bad...

Tom: "Hey, that's mildly adequate!"

by YupIGuessSo May 17, 2017