by Rosielotl August 21, 2019
Get the Moffmug. by Balls J. Mahoney September 15, 2006
Get the Moffmug. A childish "man" who snares young girls with promises of fruit flavored liquor. While The Moff undoubtedly uses this tactic for sexual gratification, he almost always fails in his delivery and the trollop becomes way too drunk. All but the lowliest sluts are horrified by The Moff, and the ones who do fall usually end up puking in a public venue.
"The Moff brought this troglodyte from Thurston over to the house, fed her watermelon vodka shots .... she puked on him and herself and even managed to get a few bystanders. Long live The Moff!"
by GrahmaGraham August 10, 2008
Get the the moffmug. The word "moff" derived from the southern part regions of Africa and is used to describe a form of state or being (hungover, tired, wasted etc.). This form of communication has been adapted in the creation of slang between the german, afrikaans and english speaking cultures in regions like Namibia, Botswana or South Africa.
Johann: Dude, you look moff man!
Kevin: Thanks! I feel moff aswell.
or
Silvia: Holy!!!! What happend to you?
James: The party last night made me absolutely moff. Way to much booze. I need to rest and go on a detox.
Kevin: Thanks! I feel moff aswell.
or
Silvia: Holy!!!! What happend to you?
James: The party last night made me absolutely moff. Way to much booze. I need to rest and go on a detox.
by doktaj February 21, 2011
Get the Moffmug. To moff, to transfer make-up from ones face to any item ones face may come into contact with. Usually a result of putting too much make-up on.
I bought Chelsea a new coat today but within 5 minutes she'd moffed it, then she hugged me and moffed all over my t-shirt.
by TBea92 February 27, 2014
Get the Moffmug. by PikiePoo May 24, 2008
Get the Moffmug. by All the names are taken. July 19, 2018
Get the Moffmug.