Moff 

The word "moff" derived from the southern part regions of Africa and is used to describe a form of state or being (hungover, tired, wasted etc.). This form of communication has been adapted in the creation of slang between the german, afrikaans and english speaking cultures in regions like Namibia, Botswana or South Africa.

Johann: Dude, you look moff man!
Kevin: Thanks! I feel moff aswell.

or

Silvia: Holy!!!! What happend to you?
James: The party last night made me absolutely moff. Way to much booze. I need to rest and go on a detox.

Moff by doktaj February 21, 2011

Moff 

To moff, to transfer make-up from ones face to any item ones face may come into contact with. Usually a result of putting too much make-up on.

I bought Chelsea a new coat today but within 5 minutes she'd moffed it, then she hugged me and moffed all over my t-shirt.

Moff by TBea92 February 27, 2014

Moff 

Abbreviation of Im off
Usually used in chat-rooms, MSN messenger, Myspace, etc...

Person 1: Moff
Person 2: Cya

Moff by PikiePoo May 24, 2008

Moff 

The opening on your face, below your nose. Commonly used in Liberia west Africa.

Look at your moff. just over there lying

Moff by All the names are taken. July 19, 2018

moff 

coined from the infamous yearbook camp leader, jeff moffiet
1. any action one can do that is percieved as vile or disgusting by others
2. a word used to describe absurdly gay men or non-gay men that can be perceived at absurdly gay
3. An open ended term used to describe the most lewd, kinky, perverse and vile sexual action in the human consiciousness.
4. masturbating

"that dude is such a moff" "andrew, i can see you moffing off"

moff by joe jonas July 2, 2008

Moff 

Moff is a Scottish slang term derived form there Gaelic ancestors meaning Excellent,brilliant,amazing

Aye that veg is moff son

Moff by McFatlines August 11, 2019

Moff's Law 

1) As a discussion of a creative work grows longer, the probability of some ass whining about “overanalyzing” approaches 1.

2) In any discussion of creative work, anyone who says “OMG, why can’t you just enjoooy it??” automatically loses. Hard.

(as defined by karinova)

After he whined "why can't you just enjoy Avatar without bringing RACE or IMPERIALISM into it?!!?" (because he was losing the argument), we invoked Moff's Law all over his ass.

Moff's Law by Tangierine January 5, 2010