modem 

Mostly dust.

"This modem is mostly dust."

modem by moo October 8, 2003

Modem 

A Word Billy Roberts aka Bishy Knows Nothing About

Billy: Sir, What Is A Modem?
Teacher: PMSL
Students: You Are A Dumb Fuck Billy

Modem by Paul 'Scotty 2 Hotty' Scott January 12, 2005

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

Modem Pussy by Mezca November 9, 2009

Modem Tethering 

The act of using your cell phone as a modem for your computer.

I am not in a hotspot, but my cell phone works, why don't I use modem tethering to connect my computer to the interent using my cell phone

Modem Tethering by K56z7k9710974 December 17, 2008

modem warrior 

someone who uses their modem for cheating in an online video game. such as halo 2.
founded by teambipd members danz0r and pirateninjagraf

modem warrior: *presses standby* LOL CHEATZ LOL
danz0r: DAMN CHINESE SONS OF A BITCHES! HE'S A MODEM WARRIOR!

modem warrior by danz0r June 26, 2005

modem boner 

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.

Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.

modem boner by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014

modem sex 

The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.

I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.

modem sex by wang March 19, 2003