modelizer

A guy who only dates models

He dumped his girlfriend when she lost her modeling contract- what a modelizer.

by mmmgirl March 12, 2004

la creme modeling

Short for crème de la crème. Also the name of the modeling agency that put the lead girl in Jersey Shore NJ.

THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality

Rolex is the la creme modeling of watches

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

modelizor

Generally a heterosexual man (though in some rare instances used to describe the same behavior in lesbian woman) who is only interested in having sex with female fashion models and does so frequently, changing partners rapidly and casually with no emotional attachments.

Derived from womanizer. The qualification as to modelizer is the fact that the womanizing behavior is targeted only at models and that models are strictly speaking too young to be considered women, and far too jaded too be considered girls.

A very specific subset of ephebophilia.

Modeling careers often begin as early as 13 and the average age of a fashion model is well below 18. However, because of the pressures of the modeling industry, behavior among models is more likely to be that of an adult woman somewhere in mid to late middle age.

Jay's a bit of a sleaze, he's been through 4 models this month. And no one can remember the last time who dated a normal woman. We're starting to think he's a modelizor.

by The_Egoist December 16, 2011

morelicious

more than delicious, tasting better than anything you've tasted.

That lasagna was morelicious than my mom's apple pie!!

by Kevaroo March 4, 2008

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

Bar Modeling Made Ridiculously Simple

When a math educator is hell-bent to depicting an idiot-proof version of Singapore’s bar model method as a non-algebraic solution to a word problem to impress upon teachers and writers that most of their clumsily or amateurishly constructed bar models often confuse rather than enlighten their green audiences.

Singapore math writers ought to mindfully and elegantly incorporate bar modeling in their solutions to brain-unfriendly math questions if they are dead serious in marketing the intuitive problem-solving visualization strategy to skeptical math teachers overseas—they need to creatively evangelize the “bar modeling made ridiculously simple” gospel far and wide to win over new converts.

by Covido February 20, 2022

Site modeling

"Site modeling" websites use social-networking websites (most often Myspace, but unfortunately now Facebook as well) to post pictures of "models" who are more often then not 14 year old girls taking pictures of themselves, then editing the hell out of them, perhaps putting them in black-and-white or sepia. The site modeling site will have multiple "models" who send them pictures on a weekly basis to be displayed on the groups page under emo kid "model names". These girls are not real models, do not make any serious steps to become real models, and are just out to beg for compliments and attention.

I just took 3498 pictures of myself pouting and holding a teddy bear in front of my mirror. I think I'm going to be a site model for RejectionSadFaceBooHoo Site Modeling, and use the name Tiffany RainbowDinosaurMurderStarVomit.

by MissMarlaSinger June 20, 2011