Fudge Monkies

An exclamation in place of cuss words.

*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"

by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014

mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

by vogla January 14, 2013

mookies

a combination between a cookie and a muffin

no i would not like some cookies or a muffins, i would like some mookies instead

by The_Lost_BoY October 10, 2006

mookies

A nice pair of big tits.

Cor, look at those mookies

by comfy November 11, 2006

anal monkies

monkies that are in your anal hole, but they can only fit in your anal after having hardcore anal sex!, or in insult

you anal monkey, you all are little anal monkies

by mkress January 22, 2009

fudge monkies

a word used to replace the slang word "fuck"

FUDGE MONKIES! I forgot the condom!

by Errn April 8, 2003

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005