Cottonback Rattle Moccasin

A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.

What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!

by texasmustang67 September 2, 2010

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water moccasin

A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.

"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"

by All nighter all the time March 17, 2017

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gut moccasin

A long dark and foul smelling turd.

Don't go in there, I just released a gut moccasin!

by mongo March 4, 2004

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Your cousin a water moccasin

One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.

Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*

by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 15, 2023

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Black-Moccasin

When a girl is taking a shower, you sneak in the room, turn off the lights, then bang her and leave before she figures out who did it; rape with no chance of being caught.

Cody Black-moccasinned Ms. Nguyen yesterday.

by Bader4Lyfe May 7, 2009

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