(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.
Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".
by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021
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When he arrived home, his monogamous slut was sleeping, but he knew he could wake her to service his cock, for she was his to command.
by Semirhage January 26, 2008
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Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.
John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.
John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.
by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010
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Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.
by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
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by Anonymisses December 28, 2011
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