MOAD

The Mother Of All Depressions. The biggest Depression ever.

It's no recession. It's a depression. In fact it's The MOAD!

by petetoth March 20, 2009

moad

"Mother of all dumps." Inspired by the MOAB bomb used in the recent Gulf war. A massive, long, and powerful defecation that is followed by shock and awe.

When he stepped out of the bathroom half an hour later, Julius saw the shock and awe on peoples faces and realized they too knew he had dropped a MOAD.

by dropbombs November 7, 2003

Moad

Moad is someone who is always quiet and watching, he does not usually fight easily but he does not like to be taken for a fool, he is one of the people who do not study and get good grades. With girls well, everyone thinks he's a fuckboy, he can be like that but if he likes a girl, the others cease to exist

Moad is perfect

by Moroloco November 21, 2021

Jinkins Moad

The Biggest of all insults, named after our favorite idiot, Andrew Jinkins.

Andrew got dumped and then ass raped, Thats a Jinkins Moad...'says daniel'

by joe john April 18, 2003

Moad

Moad is known to be the best person in the world, this world doesn’t deserve him. He’s also known to be the best brother, dad, boyfriend, husband… He is just an incredible person !

i wish i can spend all my life with you moad !

by squidxgamezx November 21, 2021

Moadding It

A synonym for cumming or gooning that is a mocking of Moad.

I’m moadding it all over you

by ZacharyBachary June 21, 2025

moad

Young boy born in England National Hospital December 14th 2006 and raised by 2 amazing parents and an older brother. He is on a slow therapy right now for anger issues and grumpyness.

Come here Moad

by hajamaja December 4, 2018