Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009

steak mittens

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

Oven Mitting

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.

I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.

by CPTFantasDick May 26, 2014

murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

mittance

A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.

Here in Iowa $10,000 is a lot of dough, but to Romney it was just a mittance.

by ashburyclowden January 21, 2012