A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.
"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan
by MittenMaster April 26, 2011
by sicariusroguelawl July 11, 2008
Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke January 31, 2011
by Slap Fappy July 26, 2012
Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.
1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."
2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."
2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"
by T-Bottom August 27, 2009
by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010