mitten
TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
mitten by Katherine Jillian December 9, 2008
mitten
TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
mitten by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008
mitten
People with this last name are normally the shortest in the group
They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"
mitten by Phantom of fire February 7, 2023
mitten finger
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
mitten finger by heatherwear December 12, 2009
mitten shock
no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
mitten shock by Dus10 January 16, 2008
Mitten Tongue
When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
Mitten Tongue by dim bulb June 2, 2009
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