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mating press

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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misinformation

Any information that contradicts corporate media and government narratives, regardless of its actual veracity. See also: fake news
The Hunter Biden email leak story is misinformation. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
by Sum-Yung-Gai April 27, 2021
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misinput

It was a misinput! Misinput! cALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
by Big pog man May 25, 2021
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booze mining

Booze mining is the practice of hiding a quantity of alcohol (and/or drugs) before the security goes up for an outdoor festival (say, like Lollapalooza) by burying it on the grounds, often with a geotag on the location, and digging it up after the show starts.
"What're you doing there?"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"
by paulpaxman July 31, 2016
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Mirin’

When people are admiring your gains. Supa set!
All these peasants are mirin’.
by Dom Mazzeti June 12, 2019
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mining away

The first sentence in Minecraft Awesome Parodys's music video Mine Diamonds
ok. i'm doing take on me now.
it sounds really good.
MINING AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
by Dropped My Idiot November 10, 2019
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San Quentin mating call

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
by TJ3 February 3, 2010
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