Mistletoe

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"

by kdubheiress October 1, 2011

Mistletoeing

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.

There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

by ubergods December 20, 2010

Mistletoe

When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.

Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.

by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008

Mistletoes

Athlete's Foot for elves

Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

mistletoing

Particularly Of Ladies, Mistletoing Is A Situation When One Kisses Vigorously For A Long Time And Doesn't Result In A Sexual Intercourse, Leaving The Person Disappointed.

"On My Second Night Out With Marias, I Was So Looking Forward For Sex But She Didn't Wanted Anything More Than Mistletoing! Damn!!"

The Ladies Universal Rule Of Mistletoing Is That They Don't Get To Have Sex With The Guy They Really Want To Impress On The First 3 Dates

On New Years Eve, Am Gonna Be Mistletoing With My Girl Till The Rising Of The Sun.

Come On Man, Can't Be Mistletoing Without Ending Up With Sex, Dont Wanna Catch Any Blue Balls.

by weMasconi December 19, 2011

baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

by benjyh December 14, 2010