Mystical Sky Daddy

Another term for a god.

Lemme succ your mystical sky daddy

by Aotric January 22, 2018

mystical dragon

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you are ready to cum, you punch her on the top of the head and watch it come out her nose.

I gave that bitch the hardest mystical dragon last night.....i wonder if she will call me back

by Michael111887 March 18, 2008

Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007

Mystical25

A RuneScape player who was always given a hard time by Rb0287 and EvilKal... And they loved it.

Also known as a ravaging tyrant.

Mystical25? Isn't she in that gorilla cage over there?

by Guitar Guru January 7, 2005

Mystical Fudge

The most awesome band to ever exist!!!
from 2006-2008 they melted the faces off
of the east coast!!
LONG LIVE THE FUDGE!!!!
MELT THE FUDGE!!!!

too bad mystical fudge broke up due to internal affairs
fudgehead for life!!

by mdrc1010011010 June 24, 2009

mystical dragonhorse

a creature that is a hybrid of a dragon and a horse but it also has a touch of mystical in it.... also breathes fire

i just went for my morning jog with my pet mystical dragonhorse

my pet mystical dragonhorse just dropped a giant shit on my neighbors yard.

by mysticdh January 13, 2011