Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

Misintextpretation

Misinterpretation of the meaning of a text message. When somebody texts a harmless or meaningless text and you take it the wrong way.

Girl: "Want to come over for dinner?"

Boy: "I'll consider it."

Girl: "Alright, it doesn't matter. Forget it. I don't really want you there anyway."

Boy: "Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I think this is a misintextpretation!"

*continues lengthy explanation.*

by Sprandy September 25, 2012

misinternetanthropy

I general hatred and distrust for people on the internet.

1)After reading online comments, the man developed misinternetanthropy.

2) Her misinternetanthropy was rooted in her study of examples of Rule 34

by MisterPower October 19, 2013

implied misinterpretation

adv. When in conversation with someone whose family originates from a foreign-language speaking culture (That includes English for all you Europeans, Central Americans, Asians, and Africans out there!), you can use this to not listen to the person due to lack of interest, understanding of their nature, or just general hatred.

EX 1
Jose: So, last night
Tom: WAIT! I should tell you before you begin, I'm a user of implied misinterpretation.
Jose: ....What?
Tom: Means I don't speak Mexican.
Jose: ...Hateful Ass-hat.

EX 2
Sarah: Do you understand what the professor is saying?
Tom: No clue. I don't speak Asian.
Sarah: He's talking in English.
Tom: Yea. I know.
Sarah: ???

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 17, 2008

disinterpret

To completly dumb down anything for the majority of the population to understand.

Sir here is your state of the union speech, we made sure to disinterpret it for you

by The smartest person you know September 23, 2009

Misinterprefine

To redefine something through misinterpretation, to the end that all original meaning of what was said is completely lost.

I told her I was going through the back door, and she misinterprefined it into a proposition for anal sex.

by Shamus McCrary January 8, 2012

Msinterpreter

Was once known as Mrsinterpreter. Uses nonexistent psychic interpretation skills to attempt reading her boyfriend’s mind at all times without speaking, and then misinterprets all “psychic”readings. Consequences of this nonsense are obviously dire. Once presented with reality from spouse, she then takes on the task of trying to reinterpret all of the nonexistent situations that were originally misinterpreted, which is not going to ever get anyone anywhere. This circle of life never quite becomes complete. The endgame for the Msinterpreter is as follows… sitting alone in a studio apartment, staring at a wall while stuck in an eternal circle of reinterpreting life loop, until they perish from natural causes. Withering away to dust.

One hour into a work night evening, Msinterpreter breaks the silence abruptly with in a vile range of words. Her boyfriend response was huh? when did that happen? i’m super confused? OK well that’s not real and nobody cares more than you or less than me. . OK terrific keep talking to yourself silently and like one thing maybe try to upgrade your psychic hardware system just gotta like be a better way. It’s built in it’s called speaking. Godspeed.

by Clump life March 26, 2023