misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

Misdemeanor Meadows

When someone (more often than not a stoner) has a lot of Black Ice Trees hanging in their cars. Really recognizable by police officers.

“Hey man, come on let’s roll to the store.”
“Nah fam, not while you got that misdemeanor meadows growing in your car.”

by Umustalldie2 October 24, 2019

Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.

Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.

by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025