Mirror slapper

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.

That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.

by PESHI August 30, 2022

microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

mirror wank

pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.

'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'

by joshco95 November 11, 2013

Ass Microwave

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015

Done with mirrors

1. To give up blow

2. An act or illusion performed using mirrors.

3. Aerosmith's 1985 album, which marked the return of guitarist Joe Perry.

The day I die is the day I'll be done with mirrors

by igotatreemonmyhouse1980 May 10, 2014

ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

by desktop peev June 13, 2006

morrowind

A dusty world of alien experiences, among the Dark Elves...where tiresome irritants like friends, family, and reality are hardly even relevant. A true Morrowind player will ignore pests like spouses and parents, who do not understand who vital it is to be named the Nerevarine!

"My girlfriend moaned about Morrowind, so I dumped her for sexy Ranis at the Mage Guild."

by Curt Sibling January 6, 2008