n, colloq.: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the
female, is of South-East
Asian appearance, and distinguished by a significant difference in any or all of: (i) age (male greater than
female); (ii) weight (m > f); (iii) girth (m > f); (iv) height (m > f); and/or (v) physical attractiveness (f >> m).
"It seemed a fair trade for the
happy mupple - the septuagenarian Englishman with his first-world passport but with his shuffling gait and warm if dribbling
smile, and the teenage Filipina, grinning inanely as ever, with her whole life ahead of her but with two ex-husbands, an ever-expanding extended family and attendant
work-shy village hangers-on to support. It wasn'
t so much they were made for eachother, rather they weren't really made for anybody else."