minivan

nickname for a fat girl

Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan

by NICE ONE May 27, 2005

The Minivan

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006

minivan

A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

by A Pissed Off Person January 27, 2005

minivan

A hot girl's fat friend.

Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

by Dennis Le July 16, 2008

minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

by bananaduck December 29, 2003

minivan

The querest car in the world

Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer

by Scott Nikkel May 30, 2005

minivanner

The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.

Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.

Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.

by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 21, 2011