mingingitis

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'

that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis

by quoccy boi March 8, 2004

minging

certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word

I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging

by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

Mingdinged

When a female(usually a female named Ming)wets on her hand and runs it up a hairy guy's thigh

Did you hear what happened to Stephen Detwiler?!?! He was Mingdinged!!

by Stephen Detwiler May 12, 2008

minting it

When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until climax. The point of the toothpaste is to enhance the experienced sensation a la altoids. It is often followed by a warm shower.

It was Monday and I needed a perk so I ended up minting it this morning!

by Cory_J May 3, 2009

minging out

1) to be in a state of vomitting, memory loss and serious drunkedness.

2) to be in a state of detoxification (hangover) wherby one may vomit or 'ming out' at the sight, smell or even the sound of food. 'Minging out' is common after nights of heavy drinking and can last from a couple of hours to whole days.

3) the word 'ming' or 'minger' can simply be applied to someone who is renowned for 'minging out' or has recently had a memorable 'minging out' experience.

''Hey look at Matt knocking on hotel doors in his boxers, he's totally minging out''

''Hey ming, you don't remember at all what happened last night do you? You must be feeling so minged out right now''

''You were so minged out you turned our room into brown town and got us chucked out the hotel''

by Holy_Joly September 8, 2009

Manggings

Man-GGINGS: (n) Traditional leggings, worn on a male, usually in conjunction with Laker related footwear.

Peter did not wear any manggings to the Laker game. That was Kathy.

by Walterwiggum November 2, 2009

mintting

when a girl stick a candy cane up her anus then makes a guy press his lips against her anus and she farts in his mouth giving him a minty taste with a after taste of shit lingering for awhile.

dude: " i love mintting but i hate the after taste."

by the pedo twins September 18, 2011