Ming Mong

Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time

That person is such a ming mong.

by RollingJovi January 25, 2021

Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

by Stella atois October 7, 2019

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014

Ming mong

A word derived from Minging.

Eugh, that fish is Ming Mong!

by Jennehpie December 11, 2006

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004