Minecraft

What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?

Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)

by SibunaS August 26, 2012

christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?

That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.

by Knowredge December 5, 2017

Minecraft awesome parodys

A kid who sings minecraft parodys ironically and has been in many youtubers videos.

Person 1: who is minecraft awesome parodys?
Person 2: MIIIIINE DIAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS
Person 1: play that noteblock nicely

by Gizrik May 19, 2017

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

Please shut up for once FitMC

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 24, 2020

national minecraft day

National Minecraft Day is April 22, it’s a day where we celebrate arguably the best game of all time.

Me: “It’s National Minecraft Day”
My Girlfriend:
My Friends: “Great! Let’s get some diamonds!”

by CreeperAwwMan April 20, 2019

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.

*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

by cute fwuffy furry!! UwU~ hehe January 1, 2017

mineral push

V. When floating on an inner tube in a shallow body of water and a large submerged rock takes you by suprise and hits your directly in the asshole.

- dude why is mark crying?

- oh i think he just got mineral pushed and im pretty sure hes bleeding.

by D$$$$Money August 30, 2011