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Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.
I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.
by Lady Roses June 3, 2009
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MILFIA

Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.
Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.
by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011
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Miliah

A beautiful but scary bitch. Has no self confidence. But funny and doesn't stop being herself. Appreciated. Can be quite at first..but once you get to know her she's a fire cracker that never stops. Better love her while you have her.
Dang. Miliah is amazing.

Wow. Miliah is just so...wow
I'm so lucky I'm with Miliah
Miliah stop hitting me bitch
by •ThatOneQuiteChick• July 12, 2017
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Mikyiah

Mikyiah is a beautiful girl artistic,smart,slim thick,cute,gymnast,funny,gets friends with almost everyone can fight nice and mean can dance has lots of hair will beat a person if she has to
You need a mikyiah in your life it’s great
by The queen slays February 24, 2019
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millia

Millia's are some of the most faithful girls you will ever meet. They will give you all their attention, and cherish the attention you give them. They are some of the most appreciative girls you will ever find in your life. Be careful of their puppy dog eyes it is their most deadly weapon. They love movies and puppy's, even more together. She will be the most supportive person in your life. Millia's are a rare and amazing breed when yoy find one you mist capture her heart immediately .

Rare funny cute innocent explorer
"Millia is just the best person ever"
"I really miss millia"
by Gells June 2, 2020
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Malyia

A female name. Extremely uncommon spelling, pronounced 'Mah-Lee-Ah'.
Most of the time intelligent, loud, but kindhearted.
Did you get help from Malyia on the math test?" "Heck yeah, and I passed!
by Bobberson. December 14, 2010
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Milia

Milia is a beautiful (most of the time mixed) girl. Milia is origin from a Hawaiian and Spanish. She’s on every guy’s wish list. She’s a late bloomer but when she blooms that girl is better than a rose. She typically is smart and talented, a hard to get Girl and seems like a hoe but is a secret virgin. Milia is self motiveated and sometimes has an attitude, she’s priceless and if you know one in your life, your the luckiest person on Earth.
Damn did you see Milia today, girl lookin like my breakfast lunch, and dinner!
by Magic_god November 15, 2017
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