Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
by Hash BROON August 8, 2006
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Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
by JMouseguy November 21, 2011
Get the mildo mug.Means "Everythings going well for me". Came from the Simpsons character MilHouse when something particulary swell happened to him.
by Sheepz January 29, 2004
Get the Everything's coming up Milhouse mug.An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"
by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004
Get the Milford Cubicle mug.It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.
Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013
Get the Milford Junction mug.Hey I'm taking the millcot up to base this morning to pick up breakfast for the troops.
Don't park the milcot in civy parking lots or the Warrant will throw a fit.
Don't park the milcot in civy parking lots or the Warrant will throw a fit.
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