Millenials

The gross generation that invented fidget spinners,dabbing,twerking and other cringey stuff

"Those fucking millenials are dabbing in front of me"

by yellowpork6969 November 23, 2017

Millenial

A Millenial is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years

- Michael from The Good Place

Michael: These Millenials, they have no work ethic...

by babytalks December 31, 2018

Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.

Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.

by zeroaster June 1, 2018

Millenials

a bunch of crazed motherfuckers

"WTF is wrong with people these days?"
"They are Millenials what do you expect, David."

by ap011osKID September 25, 2018

Millenial

A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.

Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."

by Alpha grouse February 26, 2018

Millenials

Creatures that died from being shot by the government when trying to illegally enter a military base aka Area 51

Grandkid: Grandpa, what was the 2000s like?
Grandpa: Have you ever heard of millenials?

by Bank Ching Ching July 21, 2019

Millenials

The pinnacle of doom

Have you been on YouTube lately? OMG the kids comments are insipid and they get 600 likes! ..

oh and the spelling and grammar is appalling and I end like a schoolteacher correcting them... millenials are the pinnacle of DOOM..

by Miss Beachy October 31, 2019