Military

Who the fucks the military

The military service red

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

military ball

A prom night for JROTC cadets. JROTC cadets usually take a date or go with friends, its just a night for some dancing and talking.

Teacher: Alright cadets, the annual military ball is coming up, prepare yourselves.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.

by WaifuLaifu June 25, 2017

military warbird

An aircraft used by the military for combat.

The 33rd Squadron are F-16 pilots flying a military warbird.

by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

military jock

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

Military intervention

an act of an absolute destruction of a land owned by a residing state

Becky: Hey, Ryan, should we tolerate military interventions of the USA?
Ryan: But Becky, there were no military interventions committed by the USA.

by USA knowledgeman February 9, 2023

Military Shower

A shower that takes less then 3 mins

The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.

by MarineDuckie2012 December 3, 2011