Mileah

Mileah's are full of boundless energy and enthusiasm. Fiercely competitive yet agelessly gorgeous, warm, friendly, and sassy as the day is long. They enjoy poolside cocktails, sunshine, and love their families above all else. Smiles a lot and loves to put others in a good mood. If you've got one hold on tight!

Synonym: Sparkle

Thanks for being a Mileah and putting a smile on my face today....

by FrankTheTank41 February 5, 2010

mileage

The term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of sex, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.

Devin was dating Katie. However, due to the mileage that she had on her with 6 kids, and a well known hoodrat she was, he decided to break it off with her completely.

by Big Kev November 7, 2005

Milea

Milea is a beautiful, strong, caring, confident, talented, funny, easy to get a long with person. She is one who will show you love when you need it the most. She is a best friend. She is also a beautiful mother.

OHMYGOODNESS...your so Milea!

by Kameroni February 7, 2010

Milea

She’s an amazing and sweet person she just lights up the room with her smile she had the Most positive attitude everrr! She is one of the prettiest people in your school and has one of the best personality’s to. She’s got the funniest jokes and is just generally amazing. She is all you need in a best friend if you need a shoulder to cry on, if you need advice, or even need just someone to talk to just to laugh she’s there for you she makes a bigger impact then she realizes and your just the best thanks for being you milea ❤️

Person 1:Wow milea is so great

Person 2:Yea man

by Sparrow red 2029 March 18, 2019

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010