Midswing

(noun)

literaly- To be in the act of masterbation.

figuratively-This phrase is used to denote that you are not currently busy, or not doing anything important.

Example #1

Mike:"hey buddy, wanna to go for a beer?"

Aaron: "Well I am in midswing here but I suppose we could go."

Example#2

Worker#1: "Why do look so worried?"
Worker#2: "I think i'm gonna get fired, everytime the boss walks through the office He catches me in midswing."

by dexteramphetamine1 December 23, 2008

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011

Muldering

To draw a conclusion based on evidence that seems unconnected , to uncover a conspiracy or signs of on going conspiratorial activity, which is later proven correct.

Have you ever noticed how those UFO sightings stopped right after 911? " I think you're just muldering this like you do everything related to 911

by Ebony hall & Sydney Garlington September 4, 2017

maldening

When multiple people work from home who live in the same town, often meeting up with each other for lunch or work.

I am maldening with Varun and Neha today.

by jellyfishtree November 2, 2017

mileying

acting like a spastic, immature drunk 15 year old while portraying a gansta ho

Joan has been mileying all night long, someone needs to sober her up before she makes too much of a fool out of herself

by jazzroz September 4, 2013

Mileing

The process of running a mile, most commonly associated with running a beer mile or milk mile. The act of beer mileing.

"bro you wanna go beer mileing?"

by pisssinker69 March 26, 2021

Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023