Pronounced my-zur. To live off of other people. To abuse someone elses kindness. If a someone offers a beer, a mizer takes 5. If someone offers a cigarette, a mizer takes two - smokes one and puts the other behind his/her ear.
"A what? A mizer."
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
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Meaning "Malicious Misery" not Malice Misery. Been around since 1992 but didn't release anything 'til 1994. Definately one of the best and unique bands out there. Usually mistaken for woman, especially Mana. They're hawt anyways! :D Their music is unique. LONG LIVE MALICE MIZER. :)
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Get the Mezer mug.noun. The urge for uncontrollable laughter as a reaction to news (usually political in nature) simultaneously coupled with an overwhelming feeling of sorrow, disgust, and/or dread. (Related to, but more specific than “craughing” or “craffing.")
origin. A portmanteau word first coined during the early Trump Administration. It comes from the Esperanto words “mizera” and “ridanta,” meaning “woeful (sorry) laughing.”
origin. A portmanteau word first coined during the early Trump Administration. It comes from the Esperanto words “mizera” and “ridanta,” meaning “woeful (sorry) laughing.”
“Today’s news overwhelmed me with mizeridanta.”
“Great political satire always taps into your sense of mizeridanta.”
“Sean Spicer’s announcement was so mizeridantic, I thought surely I was reading The Onion.”
“My feeling of mizeridanta leaves me not knowing whether to laugh or cry.”
“Great political satire always taps into your sense of mizeridanta.”
“Sean Spicer’s announcement was so mizeridantic, I thought surely I was reading The Onion.”
“My feeling of mizeridanta leaves me not knowing whether to laugh or cry.”
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