midge

To smell like poo.
by Anonymous March 01, 2003
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midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.
Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.
by Anf March 30, 2004
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a nick name for a snuggly hocky player under 5 feet tall
by midge March 10, 2003
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Midge

Fucking annoying pricks that none stop bite the living fuck out of u for no particular reason other than to be a cunt...should be extinct this message got my anger out on the pesky rapscallians
Eg-Mate fuck this shit the fuckin midges are out tonight and biting me like a fuckin nitty lookin for crack
by Chaz1889 June 27, 2020
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VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.
I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.
by crypt0bot August 15, 2018
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Midg

n. A blatant homosexual of small stature. Thinks Sl00t is his girlfriend, but she is simply a whore. Firm supporter of censorship. Firm supporter of anal sex.
For Boner's sake Midg, you are a fag.
by 166 April 10, 2004
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midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.
Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.
by Brad198910 June 13, 2006
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