That guy who uses the urinal in the middle in a public toilet forcing the next person to use a urinal directly adjacent to the one he is already using thus contravening the understood rules of urinal etiquette that require one to go to the furthest urinal to allow for an empty urinal buffer zone between oneself & the next patron. (similar to heterosexual buffer seat at movie theaters)
Every time I've gone into the bathroom tonight some middlepisser is taking up the urinals, so I just went into a stall.
by otto z. obskure June 19, 2010
Get the middlepisser mug.When one is not quite upper middle class, with getting a Mercedes AMG for their 17th birthday, all on the Bank of Mother and Father of course, but rather is still a quite fine posh fellow, however has not the money to go with the title of being a rich upper class cunt.
Oh he lives in Galley Common, he's middleposh, but not quite got the money to afford his training for his commercial airline pilot training.
by Matt_C39 November 11, 2013
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Having a middlemind when making a decision is being calm, and being able to see the outcome cause your thoughts started in the middle
by Nikkidew July 30, 2018
Get the middlemind mug.To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009
Get the Middleman's Salute mug.The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
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Get the Middlemass method mug.A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!
Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.
Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
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