middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

by kattycakes October 7, 2011

Middle-aged woman

A female who has passed through her forties, currently residing somewhere in her fifties, is a middle-aged woman.

Exercising is one way for a middle-aged woman to stay in shape.

by karen12375002 January 6, 2012

Middle aged balding coward

When your hair is leaving you as is your age

My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward

by Big Weiry March 15, 2018

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

Middle aged man

A man who is at least 30 years old or maybe over the age of 35 at the very oldest but not old enough to be seen as an by elderly or an old man, especially by most young people around today in 2021.

A man is 36 years old.Today’s teenagers and young adults who don’t see Rick as a feeble demented old man most likely consider Rick a middle aged man on the verge of being “old”.

by Subtropical 1021 November 8, 2021

Middle aged christian mom

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.

Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.

by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019

Middle Aged Emo Boy Sexual

Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.

Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian?
Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual

by Emo fag:) May 3, 2021