Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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The Middle Eastern Queue

The Middle Eastern Queue is when three people are having sex, standing up. And they are standing in the countries of Lebanon, Israel and Syria. And it's like a merry-go-round, you have to keep pushing and moving, while all three people are standing in a different country.

1. "Hey Susan, I just had sex in three different countries, at THE SAME TIME!" Susan: "You did The Middle Eastern Queue, you naughty boy!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

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Middle eastern mudslide

When you are having anal sex and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea.

"Dude she delivered the middle eastern mudslide with such grace, i felt as though i were sliding down a chocolatey road to heaven."

"That's disgusting."

by Kanye Wilson June 29, 2006

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Middle Eastern Mars bar

Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.

Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!

by Fanta July 3, 2006

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The Middle Eastern Market Place

A gas/ convenient store located on Charlotte street in Asheville, NC ran by very friendly middle eastern people. You can buy anything from Cheetos, Miller High Life 40's, Knifes, or even some "tobacco" accessories. Another name for it is The Haitian Station.

Q: Ay where did you get this boss ass knife?
A: The Middle Eastern Market Place, the knives are right next to the bowls and damiana.

by ashevillesfavoritecrackhead November 25, 2010

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