An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
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Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.
Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.
by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007
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Often used by "Free" mobile games that become impossible to play unless you spend money .
Often used by "Free" mobile games that become impossible to play unless you spend money .
The game had the potential to be great, but the developers couldn't resist putting microtransaction in that made it impossible to play without paying money.
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