microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

Microcuntistic

When you get laid by some tight pussy, but then the next day she's all talkin' shit, sayin' you ain't got no game and tellin' all your buddies that your lame.

Man, that bitch I was bangin' last night's been tellin' everybody I gots a small dick, that shit's microcuntistic.

by a2ron October 17, 2003

Microcamping

Similar to camping in most first-person shooters, but it involves moving to usually 3 or 4 hiding spots and waits for people to show up. A microcamper usually cycles through locations after 2-4 kills. Hiding spots are usually near battle fields where lots of action happens

Guy#1: "Dude, can you please stop camping, I think the other team's getting pissed at you.

Guy#2: "Chill man, I'm microcamping. You can ambush 'em when they try to sneak up on an old hiding spot

by Ibanez887 April 19, 2010

microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

microcuntism

A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.

"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"

by mydonkeylikessavourypancakes October 30, 2020

Microcomputer

A term used in the 1970s to refer to a computer which was much smaller compared to mainframes at the time, being small enough to fit on a desk. Rendered obsolete by modern computers, which can be far smaller.

The invention of the microprocessor allowed for microcomputers, which were much smaller than computers at the time.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021