Microhard

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

microorgasms

When doing biology but horny or when the body females a little bit horny

I was doing homework on microorganisms but decided to search up microorgasms

by DicatationFTW May 15, 2016

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

microrecord

A fictional record consisting of very specific criteria invented to create a sense of accomplishment for a person or individual that would otherwise not fit into any industry accepted records.

Microrecord: Fastest Honda Civic with mirrors, exhaust and 4 wheels/tires.

Microrecord: Fastest Canadian Civic Type R.
Actual record: World's Fastest 10th Gen Civic

by magicaldefinitons July 7, 2019

microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

by amnca November 5, 2003

microcosm

A small, representative system having analogies to a larger system in constitution, configuration, or development

A boarding school is a microcosm in comparison to the real world. Although it may have the same characteristics, it is just a smaller version of it and not the real thing. See macrocosm and wobblotocrosm

by Alisha July 8, 2004