Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025

michigandick

a penis that has the most desirable of qualities that appeal to women

Amrit has a michagandick.

WOW! My boyfriend has the greatest michigandick.
I wish mine did.

Rahul has a nonmichigandick.

by acceptit December 23, 2008

michiganeh

Jewish slang for a Jew who lives in Michigan. The term stems from the Yiddish word "Meshuganeh", meaning crazy person.

Oh yeah, poor David, the Michiganeh. What would bring a Jew to Michigan anyway?

by AdamInTo December 25, 2007

michaganders

That nigga from michigan

Those fucking michaganders and there faygo

by Ze office now May 13, 2018

michiganary style

A quiet blow job given in lieu of a loud fuck on a squeaky guest bed when visiting one’s family in Michigan.

Geof and Heather did it Michiganary Style when they went to Spring Lake for Thanksgiving.

by ShortSmartSassySweet December 28, 2022

michaganders

That nigga from michigan

Those fucking michaganders and there faygo

by Ze office now May 13, 2018

michiganda

Information that is used to communicate a practical, straightforward and usually, polite point of view from a Michigander and/or Michiganian.

After a conversation with my friend from Michigan, I felt engaged, informed and bemused by the michiganda.

by hallaway June 9, 2022