Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.

Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!

by Listat September 7, 2007

Michael Vick

A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.

Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.

by TheBest May 13, 2005

Michael Vick

One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.

First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...

Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.

by True QB September 5, 2006

Michael Vick

A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.

Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?

Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.

Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist

Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.

by V-Sizzle August 14, 2009

Michael Vick

A Man Who Abuses Dogs Cause He thinks he is a pimp and can get away with everything Because he is a star and thinks he is above the law

He man Call up Michael vick so he can kill my dog

by Dalty14 April 3, 2008

Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.

Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.

by azrael February 17, 2005

Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.

Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004