ming 

1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly

minger mingpot minging

1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.

ming by Hugo Baron February 3, 2005

Ming 

A scouse definition for a friendly insult. Generally can mean geek or looser.

that becca dwyer girl is a right ming

Ming by tashmcev September 29, 2011

Ming 

A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.

User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

User 4: I WANT A MING

Ming by [REDACTED] February 24, 2011

ming 

god-like being

i pray to ming every night

ming by ming October 19, 2003

Ming 

A Opel/Vauxhall Astra of the 1998-2004 era

Why did you get a silver Ming, whats the point in having a car if you cannot see the bugger!

Ming by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

ming 

an attractive asian female.

Bruce: Wow, we should move to Chicago. So many mings.
Brice: K.

ming by Yuki-san September 25, 2007

ming 

that annoying smart asian (of course he's asian) who studies for like that exam that determines whether you go to university of not for 5 minutes during lunchtime and still gets a higher mark than you.

Nerd: Do ya wanna study with me at the library today?
Annoying Kid: Nah, I think I'll just pull a ming

ming by theanonymouschickowow September 11, 2019