The most awesome Pokemon ever. Originating from the cells of Mew, he was cloned, but when activated he quickly learneed his supposed purpose, grew angry, and destroyed the laboratory, killing many people. In essence, he is the only Pokemon cool enough to kill you, your friends, your family, and still be able to mix a refreshing drink out of your blood, and intestines.
by The Noid December 28, 2007
Get the Mewtwomug. Just owns, pure owns
It is totally unstoppable, usually goes on killing sprees.
It tries to kill pikachu in a movie, but fails
It hides in a cave near Cerulean City and kills anyone who enters, unless you have a master ball.
The master ball is your only means of survival against this monster
It is totally unstoppable, usually goes on killing sprees.
It tries to kill pikachu in a movie, but fails
It hides in a cave near Cerulean City and kills anyone who enters, unless you have a master ball.
The master ball is your only means of survival against this monster
Person 1: "Holy Shit man, i bumped into mewtwo yesterday"
Person 2: "How did u survive? Come you weren't killed like everyone else?"
Person 1: "I had a master ball!"
Person 2: "How did u survive? Come you weren't killed like everyone else?"
Person 1: "I had a master ball!"
by Example555 January 30, 2009
Get the Mewtwomug. by Crum May 22, 2004
Get the Mewtwomug. To be so damn wicked cool and badass,especially for a Pokemon of all things,that you got put in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a secret character.
Play 700 VS Matches or 20 hours of combined VS mode to challenge Mewtwo. And stop making DBZ jokes about him.
by 0niTTRay December 26, 2003
Get the Mewtwomug. The act of Shoving a phone up your partners anus/vagina and then calling the phone while screaming “you do not have enough badges to train me”
by KamiLilBird February 16, 2018
Get the mewtwoingmug. Used to be the most powerful Pokemon in the world. But then things started getting pretty complicated, and all the Pokemon became Gods with power over every single thing in the world. Then Arceus came along and said "GTFO," so Mewtwo had to sink back into the shadows and stay there until the last page of the internet. Now they got some Yin Yang Pokemon, who are rumored to be able to control Arceus, which makes no sense since Arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe, and I don't really don't think Arceus would create it's creators. So then a bunch of fans rose up and said "I am disappoint," and Nintendo's trying to make it look like they're making it like their favorite games, Red and Blue. But really it's just a bunch of BS, and so people kept saying "I am disappoint," so now Nintendo's just keeping going. And now I am going to play Crystal.
Mewtwo
by Lucio Soph September 5, 2010
Get the Mewtwomug. The greatest pokemon aside from Slowking. He can spin your ass 360 degrees if you aren't carefull. Hell, his purple laser shit can fuck anyone up. I swear, he's on drugs or something, his eyes glow!! Wait.. MAKO ENERGY! HOLY SHIT! IT'S CLOUD!!
"They should make a movie with Mewtwo vs. Deoxys.. Seriously."
"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."
"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"
"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."
"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"
by Kooper113 August 28, 2004
Get the Mewtwomug.