mew

(n) A word that mentally challenged weeaboo fourteen-through-nineteen year-old-girls (and crossdressers) use when talking to their pathetic otaku friends to properley convey their innermost emotions. Almost always followed by a string of symbols which, when put together, cause the speaker to lose 45 IQ points.
Should be avoided at all costs by anyone who a.) No longer watches Inu Yasha, b.) Has completed the tenth grade, c.) Has a penis, or d.) Has any shred of dignity.

"lol and ur so kawaiii ^__^;;;;"
"Who.. me?"
"meww!! (on_no)<3 <3"
"Um. What the fuck?"
"mew?"

by Behest August 4, 2007

mew

Say mew if u wanted sex or to be fucked

Mew (fuck me)

by Emzz__ May 30, 2018

mew

a mexican jew found deep in the heart of texas. known epecially to be stingy and go tanning all the time. also owns a white lesbian cat named pinky.

adam why do you always have to go tanning and spend all of your money...you're just such a mew!

by rebecca rider September 17, 2006

mew

awhen you don't understand something
bwhen something is scary

a answer the question = 'mew?'
b scary - 'meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'

by Jo November 24, 2003

mew

Used to imply sexyness often associated with felines as it is the sound made when a pussy is stroked.

""No" you dont have to join, mew ^-^"

"awww.... but Tel... mew... we got 22 votes ;_; thats a 11 vs 11 team wich is great, mew."

"good riddance ho...mew"

by Lill June 6, 2004

mew

1) what the person below me said
2) a dumb pinkish pokemon
3) the sound a cat can make

2) Mew is the coolest Pokemon ever!
3) Cat: mew...

by Vicious Riot June 24, 2003

mew

adj.- term used to describe the soft purring sound made by members of genus Felis in response to people calling out to them.

noun- from the pink cat-like Pokémon Mew:
a term used to describe a person that can evolve or copy any personality it comes in contact with and learn all of its qualities/ mannerisms

for eg. The kitten made a mewing noise in response to the toddler brushing its fur

for eg. The identity theft of the victim was performed by a professional mew, it caused the victim to lose nearly all of her possessions

by iwink January 2, 2012